one of my favorite lines dumb people say is “fast food workers today live better easier lives than kings did thousands of years ago”

they literally think owning a cell phone means your life is better than a king’s was bc the king couldnt go on instagram

they’re sitting down and doing nothing with such authority! the blompf regime is screwed!!

he’s probably already on old timey medicine (cocain)

my campaign slogan: a sloppy for every toppy

mom: we have andrew yang at home

nah marx is a gamer. he knows.

i wonder what kinda slur theyd come up with for a big red dog

bro said SIKE

bernie sanders said into the mic “i hate freedom!!! applebees will be banned!!! kanye’s latest album is his best work. it makes up for the genocide— and i will strongly use this term to describe these albums; it makes up for the genocide that was late registration and graduation”

the zionists are tired yall 🥺😞

what the dude in the stall taking a shit any time i use a gas station bathroom probably looks like

let him speak. he has much wisdom to share

lol nope, i saw it as recently as saturday

i guess at least if someone’s pointing it out tho it means more people noticed it

walmart always prices shit at $14.88 and its just suspicious to me

has anyone else noticed this? its been consistent at least that ive noticed all over the atlanta area

the secret of the ooze was in there

JD vance? more like shitty pants! what a steaming pile of fuck!!!

honestly not sure. my family is muslim (living in iran)and despite what western media claims most of them are muslim in the same way people here are christian. (they were born into it and have some weird reflex to defend it and claim it while doing none of the legwork to actually know what it is)

“those corpses have a right to privacy, to be bombed in secret without the rest of the world knowing their business. maybe pete hegseth should sit his white ass down and listen for a change, instead of yapping in signal 24/7”

most religious people aren’t religious at all and dont worship anything specific. they just believe what they’re told. i know that sounds like something an edgy teenager would say but i believe its true and thats why you have a bunch of other denominations acting sad about it. they probably think he was their religious leader as well

imagine spending your last day on earth with JD vance