GameStop-ass country

Horrifying. I don’t know which way will land but either outcome will be nasty

I guess it’s nice to have ready made universes within versions for printing proxies, but I suppose it depends on how effective they are at fitting the setting and feel of mtg. Spiderman with the serial numbers filed off would be an additional slap in the face for people who like the mechanical function of a card but don’t like capeshit

Just ate a bug

I never expected to be governed by a dr. bronner’s container and yet here we are

Yeah, the Luddites were objectively correct in their predictions. Just like the tankies.

Or just buy a secondhand iPod, pop a new battery in it, and replace the hard drive with a micro sd adapter. Cheap, revitalizes old tech, and pushes certain nostalgia buttons for those of the right age

I really want this guy to go into the family business of being dead

Not all foreign policy statements can be as based as the DPRK’s

Lol, they can get fucked

Ah shit. Here we go again

I don’t think they talk

We resolve the contradiction by realizing that Biden is also a fascist.

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At least three!

“What are you going to do? Stab me?”

Maybe the French can whip up a specialized tool…

It’s incredible that RFK looks so shit he makes Trump look semi-decent by comparison