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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 个月前

Gas Station Boner Pills are art

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Gas Station Boner Pills are art

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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 个月前
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  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    America sells boner pills at petrol stations?!?!?! You guys wild.

    The Rhino one is also pretty funny.

    💪😎 “RRR EXPLOSIONS RHINOS POWER STAMINA!”

    🥺"gummy melon flavor UwU"

    • Feinsteins_Ghost [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      It’s usually some herbal shit, nothing prescription… horny goat weed, tongkat ali, shit like that. Real boner pills still need a doctors script

      • Grandpa_garbagio [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        There was one that got FDA’d recently because they were just mixing Viagra with herbs and selling them

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          Oh yeah I think I remember something like that. That shits wild

        • featured [he/him]@lemmygrad.ml
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          Yeah there gas station honey was just straight up Cialis lmao

    • AmericaDelendaEst [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Where else are you getting your boner pills

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  • 7bicycles [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Hold up Gas Station Boner Pills isn’t a joke?

    • peeonyou [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      I’ve seen them fairly often. There are also diet pills right next to the gum and candy bars in the checkout lanes at the grocery store I go to.

      Death to america

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        I genuinely thought this was an internet-wide joke á la the futurama egg sandwich from the gas station bathroom, possibly even based on it, not like, actual thing. What the fuck is in those things?

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          I assume herbs but I really don’t know. I would never put that shit in my body.

        • Omegamint [comrade/them, doe/deer]@hexbear.net
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          Sometimes quasi legal simulant analogues, sometimes they actually give you a stuffy but I assume that’s because they either snuck real Viagra in or they’ve got some other similar vasodilator or whatever. They’re uniformly bad, especially because you absolutely had no idea what’s in the damn things

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          Europeans not believing that amerikkka actually is this fucked is one of my favorite agony-shivering bits on the internet

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    • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      The european mind cannot comprehend this

  • Feinsteins_Ghost [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Back in my twenties I used to collect gas station ‘adult novelties’ you’d find in the restrooms… French ticklers, glow in the dark condoms, silicone ribbed cock rings, Spanish fly, boner pills, etc. gas station sex stuff is always so out there. Gonzo labeling, descriptions, and more. A small slice of sleazy Americana.

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      That’s so funny, you should open up a digital museum of these.

      • kristina [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        Or a gas station

  • Angel [any]@hexbear.net
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    “Gas Station Boner Pills” sounds like a goofy pop punk band name.

  • TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Four brands of the exact same capsule (probably).

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      • TankieTanuki [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Exactly what came to mind lol.

      • BelieveRevolt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Then they cropped it to 16:9 and ruined the joke.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Trying to DM Trump on twitter because I’ve had an erection for 6 hours that won’t go down.

    • LocalOaf [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
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      trump-anguish

      I just had a perfect phone call with Priapus. Great guy. Some are saying his dick is one of the hardest. I don’t know, I’m just telling you what I hear. But we’re doing great with dick pills, we’ve developed some great drugs and knowledge. We have the best erections folks. We’re gonna get so hard you’re gonna get tired of being hard, “Mr. President, stop please, we can’t take it!” but we’re doing tremendous things with gas stations and boners and… many things. Thank you.

      • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        freedom-and-democracy

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    • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      Letting the other person know you need such medication is a big no no in Gas Station culture

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        • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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          What? They are openly selling pseudo-“roofies”? What the fuck

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            • Nakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.netM
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              spanish fly

              Spanish fly is not only mostly bullshit and what is sold over the counter in non-illicit forms typically contains none of the active ingredient derived from blister beetles (that should be a red flag), the actual active chemical can cause severe damage to the intestinal tract and even death.

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            • Alisu [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
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              That’s a BIG NO NO. Is that even legal?

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  • electric_nan@lemmy.ml
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    Mahalingam

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