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Redeemer@lemmy.nz to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago

Why can't I increase my cum volume?

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Why can't I increase my cum volume?

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Redeemer@lemmy.nz to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago
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  • LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    10 months ago

    Try hitting the volume buttons?

  • petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Cum is produced for the orgasm, so the trick to a big load is to have like seven simultaneous orgasms.

    You could start by setting up different porn videos for each of your eyes.

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      10 months ago

      How do I unlock the third to seventh eye?

      • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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        10 months ago

        Lick the elephant’s foot while edging the demon core.

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          The demon I bound to my demon core actually has an issue with premature ejaculation… is there any way apart from edging that you can recommend?

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            You may be able to substitute tickling the dragon’s tail with bathing in water blessed by Saint Cherenkov.

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        Now thar be a question for the mushrooms.

  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Don’t nut for a week and then edge. Increased volume.

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      How much volume will be increased if I don’t nut for a month or year?

      • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Enough to drown a sperm whale

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    Pee is stored in the balls, so you have to pee more to make space for the cum

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    If you’re watching videos and asking yourself how to achieve that: I think they fake it lots of the times. You can use a small hose and hide it. And I think I also read they insert fluid into their private parts with a syringe or something. That obviously comes with major health risks. So don’t do it. But don’t compare yourself to that kind of videos. And I’m not sure if it’s true anyways. I just read it somewhere on the internet.

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    Hydrate

    Exercise

    Supplements:

    • Pygeum
    • Sunflower Lecithin
    • L-Arginine

    You’re welcome.

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    I’ve heard there are various things that can be consumed to increase production. If I remember correctly it’s zinc supplements. A simple search would tell you if you’re actually wanting to.

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    Why would you fucking want to?

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      Some people like to give more than just two little tiddlywinks of cum when they give someone a facial.

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        I hear you. Different juices for different uses, am I right?

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    The longer you draw it out, the more you’ll get.

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    Diet, exercise, sunlight, exposure to pheromones

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