It didn’t actually break, they’re just playing nuclear Russian roulette.

AI-free version

Fair point about removal; but if you’re being bombed, I think asbestos is going to be low on your list of worries.

lmfao that’s a pretty big oversight. I hope they fix it, but at the same time, I want to play the world’s smallest violin.

He looks 40-45. Being Asian doesn’t make you immortal (although I’m jealous of their skin).

Edit: according to wikipedia he’s 40-41, so I was right on the money :P

I’ve had one of these as decoration in my room years before I came out… everything makes sense now 😱

What pronouns do you use on logsday?

I disagree, my grandpa used to hunt wild boars and I have eaten them a couple times. They’re delicious, good meat.

October is going to be a great month to get a cheap second hand computer.

I upvoted this, and then I was like “wait a sec… are they fooling us?” and had to look up if you can’t see the moon landing site from Earth.

Of course you can see the site, but indeed no telescope has enough resolving power to see any items left there. So I guess you didn’t fool us this time.

Are American sidewalks so inexistent that you can’t walk there instead? Driving so close for groceries blows my mind.

At which point you’re better off just using cleaning vinegar.

20 bricks - 40€

40000 Legos - a trillion €

Plastic contamination - priceless

They should put their own stickers on top to cover the unevenness!

[…] and containing 68 galaxy clusters.

Dang, we were so close.

私も日本語を勉強している。難しい！

No, Spanish has been banned. From now on, Los Angeles shall be known as The Angels, Las Vegas as The Meadows, Florida as Blossomed, Nevada as Snowfall…

At the dubbing studio I work at, we sometimes record audiobooks. Usually, it is done by professional voice actors, but occasionally, we have an influencer that wants to record it themselves.

We just sigh, and work 3 times as long for a result 10 times as bad. They do pay, so 🤷🏻‍♀️

Ah yes, the classic Scunthorpe Problem

Yeah, next one is on March 26, 2407.