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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 11 months ago

Horse rule

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Horse rule

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 11 months ago
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  • someguy3@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Uh how is a vase chewable in any way?

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      It’s made of horse ashes. I’d think it would melt in your mouth and taste bitter.

      They probably thought it was stale dark chocolate

      Or maybe this is made up

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        Or maybe this is made up

        Nuh uh.

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          11 months ago

          Source: I was the horse

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            11 months ago

            RIP

            • festnt@sh.itjust.works
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              11 months ago

              Rest In Pieces inside that man’s mouth

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                Yumm, cremated horsecock.

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                  11 months ago

                  mr hands is that you?

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      Its probably not very strong because of the materials used.

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        ? horses are very strong, like 1HP+

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          Yeah but it was a miniature horse: -1 CON, +2 DEX

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            isn’t it a nightmare? it’s dark and was at least made with a lot of heat, so it’s stats would be a bit higher, i think something like: -1 CON(+2 against fire), +3DEX, +1STR, +2WIS

            what do you think?

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              If its a nightmare replace the +2 against fire with a +2 against psychic and we’re good. I’d say cosplay Oblivion’s nightmare and make them not die but…

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          More like 14HP. Many humans can produce 1HP

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