To me it was kind of obvious. There were a bunch of accounts that would comment these weird sentences and all of them had variants of JohnSmith1234 as their username. Part of the reason I left tbh.

Delivered to your door*

^{*Within 3 metres or 80% accuracy}

Your local library may have a Mango subscription plan for card holders. You might be able to find it on their website but a librarian would definitely know.

“Duolingo will remain a company that cares deeply about its employees”

Except for the contract employees. Fuck those people.

In 2012, we bet on mobile. […] That decision helped us win the 2013 iPhone App of the Year and unlocked the organic word-of-mouth growth that followed. Betting on mobile made all the difference. We’re making a similar call now, and this time the platform shift is AI.

I think this is some sort of fallacy, not sure which tho. Maybe a hasty generalization? “We bet on mobile twelve years ago and won, so if we bet on AI now we’ll also win.”

*It also seems they’re using AI to code… those poor programmers will have to double check every single line it shits out because you know, it’s a fucking AI. Yet another company succumbs to a CEOs emotional FOMO.

oooo thanks very much!

Neuroplasticity is a thing, but it takes time and vigilance for changes to happen.

I was working at this fancy upscale botanical garden and instead of greeting the patron with a very formal “Hello, welcome!” I said “Sup?” with the chin up and everything…

I died a little inside that day.

Doesn’t seem like it. I think only “X-Class” solar flairs have a chance of getting through the magnetic field and causing power outages and there hasn’t been anything above C for the last week.

https://www.swpc.noaa.gov/

https://www.spaceweatherlive.com/en/help/what-are-solar-flares.html

*More likely system fault, human error (rip) or cyberattack.

Yeah! It’s got so much spunk!

One of the best feelings is saying “What’s up dude/man/bro” to some one who’s recently transitioned to male.

<insert “I am laughing” reply here>

are you going to train your dog to chew things for you

Non-Harambe 23-C

I just intentionally ate 2 more eggs then normal today. What’s going to happen to me?!1 am i going to get gregnat

wut hpn if smort go MAXYMUM SPICCY

REPORTED

just to be safe

*takes out the whipping sock

Touched a cupboard handle you’re roommates might have touched? Ew! Time to wash your hands!

:3