A horror story in 3 words: My phone rang

I have chronic depression and OCD, but even on a cloudy day some rays of sun may shine

I like buying cheap stuff at a yard sale that doesn’t quite work and then taking it apart to see if I can make it function again.

My greatest success was an old school oscillating fan that I’ve used for years since I got it for 50 cents.

My dogs getting the zoomies

My husband dancing

A cup of strong hot coffee on a cold morning outdoors

Squirrels and bunnies playchasing

The sound of pigeons

My neighbor playing soccer with his kids in the rain

Everything about libraries

Good news from a long distance friend

Blazing hot sunny days

Perfectly ripe papaya

I was joking about having a stroke. I’ve never had a problem with your comments.

But I support you in doing whatever you think is right and what makes you comfortable <3

I like the spicy high temperature. If I don’t have several strokes while reading your comments, then what the hell am I doing?

Low maintenance pet crab

I think it’s fixed now

Edit: Last fucking try, this image is cursed

My dancing is too powerful

I think it’s always been like this. I’m old as dirt, and I remember noticing the same thing in the 90s

We desperately need to teach critical thinking skills and source evaluation

History will never forget how Hitler KHS because of all the voting going on

She had it coming

She had it coming

She only had herself to blaaaaaammmmeeee

Good thing the manatee was shot from this angle so we couldn’t see the swastika tattoo.

There’s a lot of nuance here, and I don’t think anyone can answer the question about ableism sufficiently, but as a demisexual I just want to say that “why do you think the character is handsome when you don’t know the character” seem like words from a person who has not yet discovered they are demi and thinks everyone is just like that lol

Prepare yourselves

Spells were not cast, yet I worked my magic

Pig butchering scams

https://youtu.be/bW4wYV0V-5s

My co-worker was a victim of one of these scams for 5 years, and she wouldn’t listen when we tried to tell her because in her mind the guy was totally real

Also, people vastly overestimate how many people are actually going to read an argument between two online people. Only the most chronically online of redditors read that shit. Most people find it very off-putting, and you actually risk losing credibility if you continue to engage. (Said as someone who has very much and repeatedly made the error of continuing to engage.)

In that case, it’s better to just make a top-level comment that’s far more likely to be read than a response 4 replies deep in an insufferable debate. You don’t continue the chess game for the sake of spectators once the pigeon has shat all over the board and knocked the pieces on the ground repeatedly. They’re just wasting your time at that point, which for most of them is their only goal in the first place.

Maybe we’ll even bring a few other illegitimate colonizer states like Israel down with us.

Should I start drafting my apology video to the accelerationists now?