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ClericalBlunt@lemm.ee to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 months ago

Neil rule

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Neil rule

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ClericalBlunt@lemm.ee to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 months ago
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  • IndiBrony@lemmy.world
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    I’m with everyone else here:

    • Ageroth@reddthat.com
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      The account has two comments from 10 months ago about how there is no real justification for using the atomic bombs on Japan, and this post. Really not sure what the dela is

    • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca
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      11 months ago

      Which is also my reaction to the post being upvoted.

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    Gonna need some context on the sells information or else you risk being on the Santa Naughty List

    • HowManyNimons@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      No smoke without fire.

      • SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world
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        Agree. Where’s the smoke?

        • beepaboopa@lemmy.world
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          Oh, sorry. They meant, “No smoke; without fire” it’s like the firewatcher’s “All clear”. There’s no smoke and they’re without fire.

        • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          I’m preheating olive oil on the stove.

      • Godric@lemmy.world
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        A meme said it! Can’t be wrong, unless proof otherwise!

      • Salvo@aussie.zone
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        Well actually, You can heat things up to a temperature where they do sublimate, without there being an ignition source.

        “No smoke without fire” is a misnomer.

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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        Someone never heard about the American/worldwide right wing echo chamber…

        • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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          Ok, but we all do agree he knows what we do.

          • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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            11 months ago

            Yup, he’s definitely omniscient. That’s why his books are so good!

  • Darukhnarn@feddit.org
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    What did I miss?

    • testfactor@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, I can’t find a news article or anything, lol. Definitely confused.

  • myster0n@feddit.nl
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    11 months ago

    Did you … Have a bad dream or something?

  • Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de
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    11 months ago

    Fantasy author Neil Gaiman?

    • Midnitte@beehaw.org
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      That certainly looks like his photo… when did he turn into Google Adsense?

      • nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
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        I bet his website has google analytics or some shit, and a weenie is all upset about it.

  • LemmySoloHer@lemmy.world
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    I’m pretty sure Neil Gaiman enjoys milk and cookies, he even wrote the story Fortunately, The Milk where a kid goes back in time to get the ever-important milk that his father forgot to pick up.

    • Štěpán@lemmy.cafe
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      It was my favorite book when I was like 8 years old.

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    There’s no evidence Santa isnt selling our data

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      Everyone knows Santa is in bed with corporations. Just look at how many cameos he makes in ads and shopping malls! I would be very surprised if he didn’t sell all his data.

      • Coriza@lemmy.world
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        There is a Brazilian Rock Band with a great song named “Santa Claus son of a bitch” (or maybe motherfucker) here is the Google translate (with light editing) of the first couple verses:

        Santa Claus motherfucker
        Reject the wretched
        I want to kill him!
        That capitalist pig
        
        Give gifts to the rich
        And spits on the poor
        Give gifts to the rich
        And spits on the poor
        
      • Enkrod@feddit.de
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        I heard he’s a Coca-Cola Plant

  • Borger@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I’ve come back to this after sleeping to check; has anyone figured out what the hell this means?

    • sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I’ve also come back but 6 h later. Can confirm. No one knows what it means

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        Maybe it was a convoluted way of breaking the news that Neil Gaiman is a sex pervert

  • Lemming421@lemmy.world
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    What’s wrong with Neil’s beard?

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      Nothing?

  • Donjuanme@lemmy.world
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    I must be confused… Good omens Neil gaiman?

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      Yeah, but… Why did you capitalize ‘Good’ and ‘Neil’, but not ‘omens’ and ‘gaiman’?

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        Looks like mobile auto formatting to me. G after a period, N is from a name, g ends with a ? but no space afterwards, so it doesn’t auto capitalize.

        • rmuk@feddit.uk
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          Alright, Columbo, calm down.

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            Alright, Columbo, calm down.

            Ok, legit sremoved from that, but I do approve of the way they showed their working.

            Edit: do I have to write “snicker” like an American? Does some bot suffer from the Scunthorpe problem here?

  • YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub
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    Honesty the funniest thing I’ve read on the lemmiverse. Holy shit. I don’t understand why it is so funny.

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      Dada

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        Mama

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    With current AI hallucinations, you at least have a glimpse of what is happening. This hallucination is absolute bonkers though.

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    What

  • belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org
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    Huh?

  • atocci@lemmy.world
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    Neil Gaiman?

    • yemmly@lemmy.world
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      Vince Neil?

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        Vince Vaughn?

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