Five gazillion? Pah! How about ONE BRAZILIAN!

That’s what any lazy quitter would say. Mind you : They’re trying to get their own little windfall from this, so it’s probably for the best if they quit.

It works by creating free advertisement for Barilla

Did he come to eat the children?

The day we let starfish suck on our nipples as if we were Ariel?

Hulk fart!

What about the floor? Do the walls reach the floor? Do you even have a floor?

Wololo

“…so I painted him a picture of ME…”

What’s wrong about “be a tit”?

He only had until the end of the day until the devil came for his soul

Christmas on Elm Street

On the subject of potential weapons : what happens when a patient has a prosthetic limb?

I would’ve thought that you were twins and thought that 8 hours of sleep meant for both of you together.

Not that I get 8 hours of sleep, mind you

How old are you in human years?

It’s a foghorn

The hamberdler

You need a key though, which only the landlord has

He’s not against buns, he’s against brioche buns