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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

It's not fair.

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It's not fair.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    That’s why I brush my teeth before having my bacon and eggs with coffee.

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      That’s why I brush my teeth before drinking my orange juice.

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        Leave your degraded self-loathing to yourself and don’t make us partake!

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          Psst, the real life hack is to drink tons of coke so that they all fall out and you can get a permanent artificial set installed as soon as possible

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            You joke but that kind of used to he a thing. People used to get their teeth pulled and get dentures just because it was assumed their teeth would rot out at some point anyways.

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        …followed by chewing aluminum foil for iron.

        • Ragdoll X@lemmy.world
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          I prefer Indium.

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        out of a metal tumbler 🤤

      • Cyborganism@lemmy.ca
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        Grapefruit is better. It just hits different.

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        You gotta try brushing your teeth and then drinking chocolate milk. It’s delicious

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          Hmmmm. Never tried that. Thanks for the suggestion. Will give that a shot

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      Brushing your teeth before you eat is like wiping your butt before you poop.

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