This is clearly Måns Zelmerlöw

You guys have phones right?

I usually just block everyone that posts about politics in general. Shit is annoying af.

I just slept when the kid slept when they were that young. It was great with a nap during the day when you only get 4 hours of sleep during the night.

As a Swede that uses one everyday; I agree.

You usually have to remove anything after the numbers and “?”, that should allow you to play it in the browser.

Time to open a bakery and start charging.

The Us has military control of Australia

In the end, it doesn’t even matter.

Last time I used wired headphones on my old phone, I was riding a bike. One of the buds slipped out of my ear and got caught in the front wheel, dragging my phone out of my pocket and smashing the screen. 10/10

The 17yo summer worker at my job wears jnco jeans

Oh yes. The CEO said to my boss that they need to cut down on staff because it costs too much, meanwhile he takes a huge bonus every year. Makes sense…

The last album I bought was slim shady in like 2001. I don’t even have anything that plays CDs anymore.

I know the feeling. Before my daughter was into frozen she liked baby boss. I think I’ve watched those movies a thousand times.

You gotta try brushing your teeth and then drinking chocolate milk. It’s delicious

Reporting in

Have you learned the Swedish word “gift” yet?

-35 here in Sweden currently

I play games with a dude that’s 11 years younger than me. He’s 22 and I’m 33. Why would it be weird to have older friends?

I live close to the Arctic Circle as well and it’s +2 currently. Two weeks ago it snowed like a meter in 2 days. I’ve seen enough snow for this winter.