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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Life at 40 According to Kids

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Life at 40 According to Kids

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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • red@feddit.de
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    I’m 38 and can only agree that’s how I expect life at 40 to be

    • iamanurd@midwest.social
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      43 here. Hills are tough.

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      Exactly, I’m 38 also, and this is already like 90% true. Just need a good walking stick.

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    I know I will soon die

    We should all remind ourselves that fact

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      Speak for yourself. I intend to live forever.

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        Arthas intensifies

        • CIWS-30@kbin.social
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          Terenas: What is this? What are you doing, my son?

          Arthas: Succeeding you, Father…

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        “Thanks to denial, I’m immortal!”

        • Rodeo@lemmy.ca
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          Pretty sure thats literally the premise behind the immortal man in The Sandman.

    • Perkele@lemmy.whynotdrs.org
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      Memento mori

  • WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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    I am forty. My biggest fear is surviving another 40 years. I hope I can die soon.

    • PeWu@lemmy.ml
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      Mood

  • majestictechie@lemmy.fosshost.com
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    And not 1 mentioned depression and debt.

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      Or “sleep” turning from a refreshing undertaking into “wake up more exhausted than before bit now your back hurts”

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        And you have to go back to work

        • Gilles_D@feddit.de
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          Sounds more like OP has to go work on the back. Haha!!

          Yeah, bad puns are also something terrible that happens when turning 40.

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        I’ll be 36 next month. I let myself slept in this morning until I woke up. I have a crick in my neck and the left side of my lumbar spine is a dull mass of burning discomfort. I’d rather sleep 6.5 hours every night than wake up feeling like this every day.

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      They did. They just spoke metaphorically.

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    I know I will die soon

    This cracked me up way more than it should have

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    That does sound like how I felt at 40.

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      Sounds like me at 25

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        I started finding gray hairs around then

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    Ya’ll need to put the bong down and get up out of your gaming chairs every so often and move more. I’m 41 and I don’t feel like this.

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      Are you talking to the 8 & 9 year-olds?

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        They shouldn’t be doing drugs either.

    • Large Adult@lemmy.loungerat.io
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      Y’all need to fidget spin into a gym, don’t smoke a drug and yolo the bible, cuz

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    Savage

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    As someone who got fibromyalgia in their 20s, that’s what life is like.

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    Lolz! Kids are stupid… those are things that happen when you’re 50

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    Man those kids were spot on. Eerily accurate.

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    They were off base, but not by enough.

  • Dr. Dabbles@lemmy.world
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    Nailed it.

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    I am 40 and ready to die.

    So its half accurate.

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    Well the gray hair is partly true, at least.

    Sincerely, graying 40yo

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