There’s a rapper named prof that did a pretty spot on Mr Roger’s imitation in one of his videos. They included a different take on this scene, but I had no idea that they were referencing an actual Mr Roger’s video with that part until just now.

https://youtu.be/iDaUy4T7rVI

I got a message from family there earlier, but haven’t heard anything back in the last 6 hours or so.

Gets me every time too.

Depends on the van. Were you offered candy?

If the bright color is white, you’re probably ok. I say probably because shit is extra weird right now. As I understand it, the darker colors risk being “deported” and by deported, I mean being sent to concentration camps in other countries.

I never would have thought the above sentences would be typed by someone in a rational frame of mind, but… here we are in 2025.

As delightful as you sound, my advice would be to not visit us. We’re in a dark place. While I’d love to meet people like you, we don’t deserve it right now. Shame on us.

Edit: typing is hard

I’m sorry for us.

Archived link https://archive.is/Tchvp

There’s a bunch that I don’t remember, but I got bit by a spider and the bite turned into a mushroom and it grew and changed into a bunch of rainbow colors. We caught the spider and it was a clown recluse. I guess even my sleeping brain makes dumb puns.

But… isn’t the US paying him to keep those prisoners?

Haha, fair enough.

Same. It’s gets me started on things, even if I use very little or even non of its actual output.

Can I interest you in a library?

Yeah, I remember a bunch of these posts as well. OP, by all means follow the advice of the people below relating to this issue, but I think you should also take an introspective look at yourself and ask how you can be a better coworker. I don’t think you’ll ever be happy until you do.

I get that, but anarchy doesn’t manufacture shower tiles and I need to buy some.

If I breathe more, would I lose more weight?

You win for the day

Wait, does this Nicole variant have a bong or a dab rig?!?

I don’t remember seeing it.

lol

Glizzobe