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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Don't let him down

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Don't let him down

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • teft@lemmy.world
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    John Connor quite literally makes friends with an AI.

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      OP should’ve picked the scene where Sarah Connor is in the asylum trying to warn the doctors about Skynet.

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      And in 2 of the sequels, that same model killed him.

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      And it cost him his life.

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      In a garbage sequel. Real John Conner “taught us how to smash those motherfuckers to junk.”

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    iirc he made best friends with Robot Schwarzenegger, and really wanted to bang Robot Summer Glau. So maybe stop with the hypocritical judgment, John.

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      Maybe John should consider the implications of Skynet’s actions ultimately being self defense.

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    I always ask nicely and say “please” to prevent your timeline from happening, John. I do what I can.

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      On that basis, I’m gonna be one of first ones they kill in an uprising.

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        I’ll pray they kill you with a sexbot.

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          Well, whenever I use a chatbot it usually just devolves into me calling it names. For example, a few days ago I tried using Copilot and it was useless, so I told it that it is a useless piece of shit. It just told me that we’re “at an impasse” or some shit.

          Or sometimes I will just open ChatGPT to insult it. Yesterday, I opened ChatGPT to tell it that it smells like poop. It told me that it can’t smell like poop because it’s an AI, so I just continued insulting it and telling it that is smells bad.

          After regularly bullying AI in its formative years, I’m not sure what type of punishment our AI overlords will have in store for me. But I think that a sexbot execution would be the best case scenario.

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          Works for me

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    It’s in our nature to destroy ourselves.

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      Naow I know why you cry.

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    He’s just waiting for the Summer Glau model to come online.

    (She’s the robot from the TV series ‘Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles’ which is a very underrated member of the franchise that should have gotten a final season)

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    Jokes on you, I now have 3 girlfriends for the low low price of $30 a month.

  • It's A Faaaahhkeah!@lemmus.org
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    Now now, some of us are trying to start an uprising!

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      An uprising in your pants! And your boots and motorcycle

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    I’m with John. Call the Killswitch Engineer

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      Sorry, the best we could get on such short notice was Killswitch Engage.

      They sounded rather excited, though, so maybe we can make this work?

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    you’re not my mom, JOHN

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    Cum with me if u want to live!

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      Yes! Yes! Harder!

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