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reader@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

I will let Lemmy be my oracle; what should I know? what is my fate?

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I will let Lemmy be my oracle; what should I know? what is my fate?

reader@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    Not matter where go, there you are.

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    Removed by mod

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    This is all you need

    • reader@lemmy.zipOP
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      god has smiled upon me

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      Wombat?

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        2 days ago

        Batwom

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          Batwho?

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            Batyou!

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              Batme?

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    You will be struck by a meteor, but you can avoid this fate by renouncing the evils of genAI and divorcing somebody. It doesnt have to be your own partner.

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      Origin story on becoming a notary.

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    Chimkin nuget

    • reader@lemmy.zipOP
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      2 days ago

      good to know

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    You will be doomed to take a false constructed reality as objective. The bourgeoisie shall use this mistake to control you, feeding you lies. You will not realise that your ontology is built on capitalist lies, for you will not question the axioms upon which your worldview rests.

    • reader@lemmy.zipOP
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      neat

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    All your actions can do is delay the inevitable or make it worse. Within the next 5==-4.;;; hours, you will still be alive, but you will have taken a shit. Good luck dear reader, for you <rest of article requires paid subscription>

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    Don’t mind someone’s criticism if you wouldn’t take their advice.

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    One day you will die.

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      And instead of saying all of your goodbyes, let them know

      You realize that life goes fast

      It’s hard to make the good things last

      You realize the sun doesn’t go down

      It’s just an illusion caused by the world spinning

      'round

    • reader@lemmy.zipOP
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      no

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    You should know we’ve been trying to reach you for some time about your car’s extended warrant. To avoid this fate please locate the reset button in your simulated reality, press and hold for three seconds before stating the shape the rebooted environment will take and release the button. It’s very important that you do not flig the loompture or woogle the sauren. Normal service should resume after the universe reboots.

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    My dog will find you and lick your face when you least expect it.

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      50 years from now the dog shows up like poppins in always sunny and gets them some kisses

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    TV and the internet will be replaced by one thing that is worse than both combined

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      I believe

  • quinkin@lemmy.world
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    Check back later.

    • reader@lemmy.zipOP
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      OK its later now

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        Outlook not so good

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          Outlook (New) not so good either.

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        is it me you’re looking for?

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  • Allero@lemmy.today
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    Thou shall have ze beans

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      rejoyce

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