Byebye England! I won’t miss you!
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I really want to transition, but fuck I would love to have England gone. What a dilemma
I have good news for all my fellow england haters as i am not trans. No more jk rowling, scotland gets freed, ireland is whole again, everyone celebrates, probably even the british who just fell into the sea randomly.
Is there a both option? I want England gone more, but I’d settle for both happening on an accelerated schedule than normal.
My (supposed) ancestor William Wallace would be very disappointed if I didn’t destroy England.
I’il get rid of englad for y’all, trans pals dw
All my trans homies please choose transition. I’ll get rid of England for the rest of us
We can form a coalition, since all of us are no longer on registries anymore :3
I’m not a nationalist by any means but damn, that’s where I live :(
I mean as a nation we kind of deserve it.
Yeah it’s only fair to be honest
…is there a former Empire that doesn’t deserve it?
Nah theyre all cooked atm. Chinas on the comeup, though
Noooo, I feel genuinely sorry for you girl 😭
lmao it’s all good don’t worry, I only really like it for London, otherwise I wouldn’t have any reservations. I’ve thought about it and I can’t live anywhere else in England to be honest, it all sucks too much, I’m very lucky to be born here.
Brighton is alright too
Yes, I think it would be my second choice probably
On the bright side, Slough and Milton Keynes are now also gone.
The Monkey’s Paw curls and the UK government announces that, due to the advice of a well known children’s book author, England will be renamed to “Terf Island”.
Nooooooo 😭
My sisters…we lost 😔
Make sure it’s just England, leave Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland alone.
the uk becomes an island chain of ireland, scotland, wales, and brighton
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and Cornwall
Nah. Get ya Brits out. Make Ireland Ireland again. Free Ireland. Free Palestine.
I reckon that’s what he meant.
Regardless of what they meant, they said “…and Northern Ireland” not Ireland, not the north of Ireland - Northern Ireland.
Without England, Northern Ireland would be free to reunite with the Republic of Ireland, no?
I see what you’re saying, but I feel the orange lot would dig their heels in.
Make Ireland Catholic again?
I honestly don’t know enough about the situation regarding Northern Ireland to properly debate this, but I think I’ll try refining my point once more.
I think the post somewhat implies that the English disappear as well, leaving Northern Ireland for just the Irish.
People in England know how to swim right? They’ll be ok
They are the original boat people
LOL
Not what I expected, but fucking hilarious 🤣
Gj! <3
As someone who doesn’t feel any sense of gender, I’m not sure what would happen if I tried to transition. It’d be like dividing by zero. England might not survive either way.
Huh. Have you seen Vihart’s video on gender? She’s a whimsical popular math video creator who feels similar.
TL;DW: She doesn’t “feel” gender. She doesn’t identify as agender though, she just “doesn’t identify”. And I think she’s oblivious about pronouns as a result but historically, her feminine presentation makes “she/her” seem the most appropriate, and since she refuses to weigh in AFAIK, I’ll continue to use them for practical reasons (people expect such person to be referred to as “she”). I wonder if there’s a better noun/adjective than “agender” though. Maybe “gender-oblivious”. This has been a brief summary, please do still watch the video though
OH MY GOD VIHART FAN IN THE WILD
I think the world would break. An
InvalidOperationExceptionwould get thrown, everything would stop and you’d be stuck in limbo, in a timeless, frozen world.
That or an annoying blue screen 😆
Well I already transitioned, so congratulations Scotland and Wales
Death to England!
I’m not trans, l but I’d keep a stiff upper lip and grow a nice set of tits to save England.
Wait what 😭
From my understanding, it’s either tits or saving England
Ngl tho…tits are waaay more important to me than England :3Nah it’s definitely the other way, the way this memes put together. You can only pick one: Transitioning instantly… OR… England is gone.
If you choose England is gone, you don’t transition instantly.
If you choose transitioning instantly, England isn’t gone.Oh my god…this whole time I thought…and I posted the meme, ffs 😭
I’m dumb 🤦♀️If you’re dumb, then I’m absolutely braindead. The number of things that are so obviously straightforward but I just read it differently in my head are STAGGERING.
God save the Queen, darling.
I mean, I’m not trans, soooooo goodbye England. Sorry England, but also let’s be honest, you deserve this.
