Am I the only one who puts their pygmy in the car the night before so they don’t forget?
Unfortunately, I gotta put this little fucker in a crate or he destroys shit and doing that overnight feels mean.
Yo who up putting’ they pygmy in they car?
Alas, you left them in all day too, so…
Well maybe if he wasn’t so fucking furtive!
At the late great Robert Anton Wilson would say when making the motion of the cross: “Spectacles, testicles, brandy, cigars.”
The Triple Tap before leaving home: Phone, Wallet, Keys. It’s now a quadruple tap, because it now includes earbuds.
I carry a sling bag, so it all goes in there, making it easier, but I still check anyway.
I go for the quad myself; Phone, Wallet, Keys, and a Can-Do Attitude!
glasses, water bottle, notebook for me too. I’m up to 7. 8 on in-office days when I need my pass.
So do you tap your sling bag or have to open it up to quadruple tap?
I guess it’s still a quadruple tap, but the keys are usually in my hand, and my phone is in my pocket, so only my money and ear buds are in my sling bag (along with a bunch of other stuff: pen, hairbrush, phone charger, etc.).
The only people who carry sling bags in my area are drug dealers.
What does it say about your neighborhood when the drug dealers are the most classy people there?
Oh, is that not what you meant?
What kind of drugs?
My state banned disposable furtive pygmies, so I’m always forgetting my reusable ones in my vehicle…
Leave it out like that? That’s how you get Beds of Chaos!
