by @thisstupidtwink on instagram

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person 1: dude ill give you $20 to stop being so autistic about beans

person 2 (thinking): holy shit… $20 is like 54,000 beans… (depending on variety and season)

person 1: i can tell your thinking about beans rn, we’re sending you to the psych ward for 3 weeks

person 2 (thinking): damn i could sow and harvest 3~ plots of beans in 3 weeks… (given ideal weather and soil fertility)

person 1: FUCKING STOP