Life truly imitates art 😭
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Hot grapefruit.
Water, grapefruit, hot.
Jean-Luc Picard’s hipster doppelganger.
27 years later: “I told you, man!”
They said 1999 not 27 ye…
Fuck
You started saving for retirement yet?
I’ve got lots of time, I’m only… oh sh1t.
I remember before Snowden’s whistle-blowing people online assumed it was crazy to think the government would want to spy on citizens personal internet communications, too. Online privacy was tinfoil hat stuff for people who didn’t know better.
People still think that…
I used to play shadowrun and never understood the rules for rigging and decking
You’re not alone
I’ve encountered these in the wild and my office has them installed. They’re distributed with SIM cards installed, they don’t join the WiFi. Fun fact
Can they download more water? What’s the internet connection for
Facial recognition, eye tracking, what you chose, how much it took you to make that choice, were you tempted by the flavours, etc. There’s so much data corporations will pay good money for…
I live in the year 2026, I’m pretty sure, and this still made so little sense to me, that I assumed they meant “hacking a water fountain” as in hitting it with an axe.
They mean to hack as in accessing it via a network to cause it to fill faster than it can empty.
guard sniffs air
“Wait a minute! Did someone add grapefruit again?? I must i inspect immediately!”
