Are you a ballerina?

I knew a guy who put it on sandwiches with peanut butter

Don’t get me fucking started

TikTok is just an endless stream of ads

He, however, is not afraid.

He may also want to be armed, though, just in case.

Worst iCarly spinoff ever

That link was also broken. But it seems to be working again.

“Hmm…this page doesn’t exist. Try searching for something else.”

I want the first time I read that to be from her leg

Albert Einstein

Look at this guy, he can’t handle a whole courgette

I agree that 2.5× the serving makes sense if your goal is to eat 2.5× the calories.

Yes, overserving pasta is pretty common

Fair.

Well now you’re just making a mess. Just drop him in one of the tanks to something.

That’s … actually pretty accurate

Yeah that’s 2-3× servings per serving

Waste of good piss

They really wanted to send you a message by rejecting you as hard as possible.

The fifteen-year one seems to be the fault of some excruciatingly long-lived automated system. The six-month one was apparently just the molasses pace of east-coast defense contractors.

The Asus Eee PC?