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minus-squarealtasshet@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up62·1 year agoSolution: Rocket propelled guillotines
minus-squarezout@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up21·1 year agoI’d go with hydraulic cilinders. Lot’s of people have died accidently using those, so should work perfect when it’s not an accident.
minus-squareBytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkΕλληνικάarrow-up5·edit-21 year agoHydraulic guillotines already exist. My partner used them in their lab.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 year agoWhy was your partner killing rich people in their lab and do they need help?
minus-squareHotsauceHurricane@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoThe main problem is the excess blood in the ship after the deed. Its mainly water and water in space uncontained is bad news. Best just to space the fuckers.
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoJust reuse the blood to power the hydraulics, problem solved
minus-squareinterolivary@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoMore cost effective solution: space (verb) billionaires (noun)
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoThey are carbon-negative.
minus-squareMeetInPotatoes@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoThis sounds like giant flying cigar cutters to me.
minus-squareEldritch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year ago50lb neodymium magnets. They’ll destroy themselves colliding again each other. But we can use the heads of the wealthy to stop it. Even in zero g.
Solution: Rocket propelled guillotines
I’d go with hydraulic cilinders. Lot’s of people have died accidently using those, so should work perfect when it’s not an accident.
Hydraulic guillotines already exist. My partner used them in their lab.
Why was your partner killing rich people in their lab and do they need help?
They are also used to cut firewood.
The main problem is the excess blood in the ship after the deed. Its mainly water and water in space uncontained is bad news. Best just to space the fuckers.
Just reuse the blood to power the hydraulics, problem solved
More cost effective solution: space (verb) billionaires (noun)
They are carbon-negative.
This sounds like giant flying cigar cutters to me.
50lb neodymium magnets. They’ll destroy themselves colliding again each other. But we can use the heads of the wealthy to stop it. Even in zero g.