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Grayox@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

Gotta stay grounded.

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Grayox@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  • zout@kbin.social
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    I’d go with hydraulic cilinders. Lot’s of people have died accidently using those, so should work perfect when it’s not an accident.

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      Hydraulic guillotines already exist. My partner used them in their lab.

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        Why was your partner killing rich people in their lab and do they need help?

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        They are also used to cut firewood.

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      The main problem is the excess blood in the ship after the deed. Its mainly water and water in space uncontained is bad news. Best just to space the fuckers.

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        Just reuse the blood to power the hydraulics, problem solved

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