And that, young people, is why you should not post your photo on the internet.
Be glad that’s not even something sexual.
Show him your Pokémon card collection.
You need to establish dominance seduce him but make sure he only bottoms.
he only bottoms.
What does this mean?
Ehhhh, that would mean a fellow who only catches. Um, sexually. You are so precious, OP. ☺️
If this is true, holy shit. I once dated a woman 16 years older than I was, I was 26. She had 4 kids ranging from 8, 17, 19, 20. I never attempted to parent the older 3 kids, and they never asked me my age; it was an unspoken agreement. I did parent the 8 year old. The older kids asked for my help a handful of times over the 7 years I was a part of their family, and I happily helped them and stepped up when I could. They were shocked I helped. I was like look, I’m not your parent, I’m not gonna tell you how to live your life, but you are still family and I got your back.
In retrospect, it was a pretty unhealthy relationship, but I was dumb in many ways in my 20s.
Yeah when I was being the young hot piece of ass for a woman with a kid my age I knew where I stood: proof mom is a cougar
I read “She was 26” and kept trying to figure out that math because I didn’t like the answer I was coming up with. Turns out it’s just my reading comprehension that wasn’t working out.
Can you elaborate om how you were “dumb in many ways” in your 20s?
Lots of PTSD from being sold for sex by my parents.
Not OC but it’s always retrospective. I am 38 and look back at my 20s and reflect on mistakes. Caring too much about how I was perceived, not caring enough about how I perceived myself. Not being honest with myself. Fortunately years and increased responsibility put into perspective the important versus the unimportant. I focus in things that make me happy, make my family happy. I focus less on doing things just because other people are doing them. I did a lot of stuff I didn’t want to do in my 20s because of where I was at in life.
And hey, not everyone’s dumb in their 20s. And if you’re in your 20s, there’s no point in reflecting on it. You are where you are, you do what you do, your life will end up wherever it ends up.
Wasted time playing WoW with catfish.
Maybe projecting there…
Ask him to buy you a bottle to help you cope, like a good father.
introduce him to your mum
It’s time for a switcharoo
Because I’m a mother lover, you’re a mother lover, we should fuck each other’s mothers
Fuck each other’s moooooms! 🎶
I saw that movie…
What movie? It’s from the Lonely Island with Justin Timberlake
Whoose*
Kids at 25 is the least fun way to be 25.
Haven’t had a problem with it. Life’s expensive, I couldn’t afford anything, but I still can’t and I don’t think I would’ve otherwise.
I dropped out of collge at 23 and didn’t know what to do with my life. So took a job in a factory and we had a kid.
Now I’m 35 and I’m older, wiser, better. And I’m now finishing my bachelor and starting my career as a software developer. All while many other software developers my age are dropping out because of burn out or bore out.
I’d argue it’s much more fun to figure out parenthood while you’re young and relatively free with plenty of time and energy for your kid. than to figure out parenthood when you’re older, more tired and have to work a demanding career.
you missed the best time to figure out parenthood
but good on you for self improvement while working and raising a kid
Everyone is different, but a lot of studies show that late 20s / early 30s is a sweet spot for stability and not encountering big risks with conceiving.
That said, having kids in your early 20’s, and early 30’s both sounds miserable to me.
Bright side is that they’re out of the house by 45. Still though, I’d rather be relatively free of responsibilities at 25 than 45.
There is a pretty good chance they ain’t leaving the nest after high school. Wage stagnation, increased housing prices, limited junior job roles. People stay at home forever these days.
I was out of my own by 18 simply because I wanted to get the hell away from my family. However, I would have happily stayed longer until I got more financially secure if they’re weren’t all hateful dog shit people.
Fuck his mom, louder
Play catch with him
What should you do? Become president of France. Problem solved.
I mean, first you have to know eachother since you were 14, your parents change you schools because her comportment is being problematic but she finds you anyway… Then you can lie about being neither left nor right while pandering to the alt right, and only then you get to be president.
Very important step you missed: be scouted out by the financial elite early on, then have them groom you every step of the way.
Take him fishing
Threaten to change the WiFi password until he accepts your dominance.
Lay down a curfew, and enforce it by promising not to release a sex tape
Make him buy You beer.
Belt to ass, duh
Spare the rod, spoil the child 😤😤
