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Jacob Chansley, sentenced to three years for his role in the Capitol riots, will run as a libertarian in Arizona.
minus-squarefubo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down2·2 年前Jacob Chansley can eat a whole cauldron of gently boiled dicks.
minus-squarenegativeyoda@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up38arrow-down15·2 年前He’s vegan or something. Remember how butthurt he was in prison because the food wasn’t up to his standards? White people, man…
minus-squarePiecemakers@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down1·2 年前Why “gently”, though?
minus-squareCthuluVoIP@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up57arrow-down2·2 年前He has very specific dietary needs. His mommy said so.
minus-squaresaltnotsugar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up23·2 年前Don’t ruin a whole batch of cocks by overheating!
minus-squaremetallic_substance@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·edit-22 年前Vigorous boiling or stirring may cause dicks to break up while cooking and nobody wants that
minus-squareRedditWanderer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 年前Yeah cooked dicks is a dish best served whole
minus-squareCascadianGiraffe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down2·edit-22 年前‘parts of lots of dicks’ just doesn’t roll off the tongue like ‘whole lotta dicks’
minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 年前Maybe we’re making dick slaw
minus-squarekilleronthecorner@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 年前Retention of texture while emphasizing natural flavour
minus-squaremodifier@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 年前I hope that, once a year, at the most inopportune possible time of that year, he shits himself loudly and thoroughly. For all the years of his life.
minus-squareBytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkΕλληνικάarrow-up7·2 年前Is this like, an ordeal you think he should go through, or are you saying that you know for a fact, that this man can slurp down a whole caludron of al-dente dicks?
minus-squarerob64@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 年前Don’t forget to let the dicks rest for a few minutes before serving.
minus-squareBurn_The_Right@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 年前We don’t want to burn the back of his throat.
Jacob Chansley can eat a whole cauldron of gently boiled dicks.
He’s vegan or something. Remember how butthurt he was in prison because the food wasn’t up to his standards?
White people, man…
Why “gently”, though?
He has very specific dietary needs. His mommy said so.
Don’t ruin a whole batch of cocks by overheating!
Vigorous boiling or stirring may cause dicks to break up while cooking and nobody wants that
Yeah cooked dicks is a dish best served whole
‘parts of lots of dicks’
just doesn’t roll off the tongue like
‘whole lotta dicks’
Maybe we’re making dick slaw
Retention of texture while emphasizing natural flavour
I hope that, once a year, at the most inopportune possible time of that year, he shits himself loudly and thoroughly. For all the years of his life.
Is this like, an ordeal you think he should go through, or are you saying that you know for a fact, that this man can slurp down a whole caludron of al-dente dicks?
Don’t forget to let the dicks rest for a few minutes before serving.
We don’t want to burn the back of his throat.