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minus-squareSerialExperimentsGay [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·24 hours agoHorses, but everybody who knows anything about animals will confirm that horses are just big dogs
minus-squareBeanisBrain [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·23 hours agoI don’t know about anyone else, but I know for a fact that horses are stupider than shit and WILL kill themselves if you don’t take an absurd amount of precautions and adorn them in the right silly accessories so that they don’t scare themselves and fall over dead, and even then at best you can reduce the chances that they will do that, but they’re still absolutely going to.
minus-squareCeliacMcCarthy [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·23 hours agothey’re fragile too, their legs are fucking sticks with one toe at the end!! They get indigestion and die
minus-squareWrongOnTheInternet [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·16 hours agoSays the species with high child mortality because of the arms race between neonate cranium size and the size of their mother’s pelvis (in the context of bipedalism) Return to monke
minus-squarehuf [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·17 hours agothey wouldnt be that fragile if we hadnt bred them to be massive. and i assume they dont get indigestion that often on their natural diet.
Horses, but everybody who knows anything about animals will confirm that horses are just big dogs
I don’t know about anyone else, but I know for a fact that horses are stupider than shit and WILL kill themselves if you don’t take an absurd amount of precautions and adorn them in the right silly accessories so that they don’t scare themselves and fall over dead, and even then at best you can reduce the chances that they will do that, but they’re still absolutely going to.
they’re fragile too, their legs are fucking sticks with one toe at the end!! They get indigestion and die
Says the species with high child mortality because of the arms race between neonate cranium size and the size of their mother’s pelvis (in the context of bipedalism)
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they wouldnt be that fragile if we hadnt bred them to be massive. and i assume they dont get indigestion that often on their natural diet.