Sink pissers are men who were smart enough to realise that using a standard toilet while standing is inherently difficult, but not smart enough to realise they could just sit down instead.
Sitting down is feminine.
That’s why I’ll never sit down, ever.
Restaurant? I’ll eat at the bar.
Plane? Flight attendant better knock me out.
Roller coaster? My gorilla grip strength will do just fine.
Friend’s car? I’ll stand in the trunk.
Getting into bed? I let gravity rotate me, stiff as a board and fully clothed so no burglars can steal my chastity.
I’ve only ever dreamed of pissing in the sink.
And I don’t mean that in the aspirational sense. Like, I literally have had dreams that I had to pee so I peed in a sink.
One of my old cats did. I thought it was great and reduced litter maintenance. The rest of the household disagreed.
edit: ex-girlfriend found out
Back when I was a cable guy some 15 years ago, we’d have our connection boxes for multistory apartment buildings in these closets, similar to a power room. In these closets, there were always spare PVC conduits coming up through the floor. Now, company regulations forbade us from using any public restroom in uniform (including those of customers), to the extent we had pee ports on the side of our service trucks that led to a bag that was to be disposed of at the end of each day. We all hated them, and the unofficial way to do it was to piss in those conduits.
To whomever had to eventually pull fiber through those conduits, I am so sorry.
Capitalism breeds innovation
How tf were women techs supposed to do it???
throigh her penis ofc
Truth be told I don’t think I ever remember and woman techs.
i wonder why
Lack of interest or sexist hiring practices? Couldn’t tell you. Tbf, it was often enough that it would be a single tech dispatched to a home or business, and given this was years ago, there may have been a corporate safety factor. Some of the people were definitely weirdos and I could only imagine how that might’ve been an issue if the tech was a solo woman. There were some jobs I walked away from because the customer creeped me out and I’m a 6’3" 240lb dude.
They sell funnels for women
Well yes, but it’s a bit ridiculous for a company to provide a male-oriented contraption, and then just say “tough, adapt” to the women in their workforce.
I piss in the sink. It does not stop, I sink in the piss.
Is this poetry?
… I mean, pissing in the sink is still considerably better than pissing on the floor…
Especially when there are other drunk people sleeping on said floor.
Edit: and you plan on returning to your spot next to them as well. Ok, yeah, this really did happen, but I wasn’t the one who pissed on the floor! I pissed in a trash can, with a trash bag in it, like a decent human being.
I think Sleaford Mods have a song about this.
