Sink pissers are men who were smart enough to realise that using a standard toilet while standing is inherently difficult, but not smart enough to realise they could just sit down instead.
Restaurant? I’ll eat at the bar.
Plane? Flight attendant better knock me out.
Roller coaster? My gorilla grip strength will do just fine.
Friend’s car? I’ll stand in the trunk.
Getting into bed? I let gravity rotate me, stiff as a board and fully clothed so no burglars can steal my chastity.
Sink pissers are men who were smart enough to realise that using a standard toilet while standing is inherently difficult, but not smart enough to realise they could just sit down instead.
Sitting down is feminine.
That’s why I’ll never sit down, ever.
Restaurant? I’ll eat at the bar.
Plane? Flight attendant better knock me out.
Roller coaster? My gorilla grip strength will do just fine.
Friend’s car? I’ll stand in the trunk.
Getting into bed? I let gravity rotate me, stiff as a board and fully clothed so no burglars can steal my chastity.
Woke lies around every corner. We must stay vigilant brothers!