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alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago

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alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    1 month ago

    A snake hug would probably kill you tho ohnoes

    • Kefla [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      I’m pleased to inform you that hugs from big constrictors are actually quite nice as long as you don’t let them coil around your neck.

      • alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.netOP
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        Snakes give the best hugs. Good squeezes.

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      Well, so would a bear hug, and I also want one of those, so.

      (There are plenty of recorded cases of pet snakes who give perfectly safe cuddles. The bigger ones could absolutely crush you, but if they know you/are well trained, they won’t.)

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        (There are plenty of recorded cases of pet snakes who give perfectly safe cuddles. The bigger ones could absolutely crush you, but if they know you/are well trained, they won’t.)

        That’s… surprisingly wholesome

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          Yep, it sure is! Look up “snakes give the best hugs”, lots of pics and video out there of wholesome snake snuggles!

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