It shits me that the orange plague is going to die in comfort, surrounded by expensive doctors easing his symptoms. The pedophile cunt deserves ALL the suffering in the world, after the harm he has caused to humanity !
There’s still hope that he’ll become a locked in vegetable
he’ll be the oldest president in history upon leaving office.
That assumes he makes it 3 years. I’m not so sure that his health will hold out that long.
“that za got me over here like…”
Famous people always die three at a time. It’s a rule…of three. Let’s go #2!
And if this is from a stroke, $100 says that’s where he was that weekend he “died”.
I wanna see the fucker go down like a sack of potatos mid self-aggrandizing rant and the bonk of his head off the podium to be sampled into a thousand ebm tracks
dude i have a Benjamin down on an Elvis. Doesn’t have to be eating, but we’re talking massive blowout on camera
I miss '80s and '90s industrial music filled with sampled speeches too.
Skinny Puppy coming out of retirement for one track makes my wee wee tickle
Heh. I just miss the general sense of fun that type of music had. I mean it’s no big deal these days but having sampled audio from movies, etc in songs was wild to me.
Fingers crossed, hitting your head super hard when falling is also a pretty good way to die. People hit their heads on nightstands falling out of beds and die all the time.
This has been my biggest wish
Sooner he goes back to hell the faster we can fix his screwups
Come on guys, it’s a bit mean to suggest he’s had a stroke.
He could have simply shat his pants due to dementia, as is perfectly normal and healthy for the commander in chief of the most powerful military in the world to do.
Lots of people, the best people in fact, are saying it was another mini stroke.
Stormy says all his strokes are mini…if you know what I mean.
I mean he has a small penis.
The best mini stroke they’ve ever seen.
I might have to agree.
The doctor had tears in his eyes and he said, “sir, this was a stroke of genius.” You know my uncle was a genius, very good brain, good genes, that I can tell you.
Serious question - given the changes in the US government recently, what are the odds a president JD Vance tries to continue the push toward authoritarianism?
He’s Thiel’s blood boy. So 100%.
The guy with the charisma bypass? Guaranteed he’ll try.
He had a stroke. COVID infected in at his age have double the chances of stroke later on.
He can talk to Charlie about how karma is a bitch.
Karma would have been him rotting in a prison cell for the last 40 or so years
He might cop a locked in
My deepest wish for him.
He will be a steaming pile of shit in his next life.
I haven’t given up hope.
Uh huh. Remote diagnosis through grainy video. Bell’s palsy is far more likely.
Bell’s Palsy maybe? I don’t think stroke victims are able to pretend they are well while it is in progress.
That was my first thought too. Bells Pasy just makes your face droop. You’re not cognitively impaired in any way from it. My step dad had that back about 10 years ago maybe? Only thing that makes me think it might be more is his face is far droopier than my stepdads ever was.
I feel like Bells Palsy is a sort of paralysis from the virus/bacteria (i forget which one it is that causes it). And this seemed more extreme. But who knows, cant diagnose someone from a picture.
Edit: Cause unknown for Bells Pasy. You learn something new every day. I thought it was caused by a virus or bacterial infection, thats what I was told as a kid.
It can be caused by lyme disease but not necessarily.
I believe you right side can stay paralyzed after a stroke. Doesn’t have to be in progress.
Yeah my knowledge of strokes is quite limited. I only figured out there were different types, i.e. blood vessels in brain bursting vs blockage in heart stopping blood to brain. There are probably more.
That was my thought too. It happened to my mom once. Half of the face sort of sags
Musk makes a very similar duck face when he’s not happy.
South Park should do an episode with the child rapists dick also drooping on one side.
Ah, Denzel kept making that same face in that new Spike Lee movie. I’m gonna need more than that.
False hope sucks, don’t tell us until something more substantial happens
Right before i got banned from reddit, people starting posting articles that said “Trump, 79, build a new concrete garden…”
Stop playing with my emotions like that!!! Those titles aren’t cool.
Yeah, people have been saying this kind of thing for almost 10 years now. It’s wishful thinking.
10 years? I only started to hear about it from around 2021. He was significantly less energetic at the time compared to his first term.
Well if it makes you feel any better, things will get worse after his replacement is able to more effectively implement the party’s agenda.
