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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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The nicest bourgeoisie

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The nicest bourgeoisie

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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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https://xcancel.com/FearedBuck/status/1962172456707191144?

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  • SuperNovaCouchGuy2 [any]@hexbear.net
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    “Yes, I took it. Yes, I did it quickly. But as I’ve always said, life is first come, first served,”

    “I emphasize that I won the hat because I am stronger”

    Yeah this is the type of sub-human anti-human fascist psychology that is required to ruthlessly scam and exploit your way to the top, the central dogma of the bourgeois that is reinforced by economic rewards. This is part of the reason why capitalism is so antithetical to any form of functional, humane civilization.

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      deleted by creator

      • SuperNovaCouchGuy2 [any]@hexbear.net
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        yeah its a bit complicated because on one hand the orc is used as a racist archetype by the white-supremacist bourgeois right for nonwhite people as barbaric etc. etc.

        … but on the other hand, its pure projection and in reality applies to them more than anyone!

        • BeanisBrain [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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          It’s like when they accuse black people of being lazy. Motherfuckers you engaged in history’s biggest human trafficking operation because you didn’t want to pick your own crops

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        This is just laundering “we should reclaim slurs” discourse through an ironic fantasy framing.

    • vegeta1 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      “Went from barbarism to decadence with no civilisation in between”

  • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    The biggest difference between western European bourgeoise and eastern European ones is that no one in Eastern Europe has any illusions about them being absolute scumbags. They got rich looting and plundering the corpses of socialist states and causing widespread pain and suffering within living memory, they can’t hide behind mythology like their western counterparts.

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    Even the tennis star tracked down the kid and gave him another signed hat, making it pretty clear that it was a specific gift to a person, and not some groundscore.

    Someone should take the head of Piotr Szczerek. And not make a global scandal out of it- it’s just a head.

  • john_brown [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    this rich dick thinks he can win a slander lawsuit in America, what a clown

    • DragonBallZinn [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Thanks to chuds and their “muh freeze peach” slander is literally a time-honored tradition in burgerland.

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      The Polish slander laws are so much worse though so he might get a few Poles with that (that’s why he was talking about criminal liability because in Poland it’s an actual crime)

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      He has so much money, he can even hire hitmen and get away with this.

      • Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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        Replacing all the lock in my house with this

        • decaptcha [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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          newfangled capacitative touch style doorbell with sinewave biohaptic feedback tech

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      He heard about Trump’s lawsuits, and he thinks you can just sue, and they just give you $20 million dollars.

  • Meltyheartlove [love/loves, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

    video and earlier post

    • SmithrunHills [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Comically evil villain speech

      • DragonBallZinn [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Literally just “trolololol! U maaaad?”

        Nagato was right.

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      Fair game to go up and kill him then.

      I mean, if you succeed, it means you’re stronger.

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      Removed by mod

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      “Nyah nyah! In your face! You’re just jealous.”

      Cocky little shit. Fuck anger management. How about these giggling brats undergo smug management?

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      dickhead

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    It would be absolutely hilarious if a stolen hat set off a string of Luigi’s.

    spirit-bombluigi-danceluigi-danceluigi-dance

    • TrashGoblin [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      lathe-of-heaven

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    Inspiring a new generation of luigi-dance

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      The kid is front row at the US Open. He will be a future koopa to be stomped on

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        US Open Season kelly

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    Slander these nuts you corpse fucking, shit eating, baby murdering, anal cancer cell

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    I’m so happy that he received international hate for that, he definitely didn’t see that coming.

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    This is literal Montgomery Burns

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      Burns would have been too feeble to yank the hat away from anyone

      • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM
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        Smithers! Fetch me that hat

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          Even then, Smithers may not do that since he tries to resist Burns’ descent into cartoonish supervillainy

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    Reminds me of this guy. (Can’t find the original Hexbear thread about it, but it was satire, wasn’t it?)

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    Bro is like “I took the hat because I was faster. The world is not a kind place.”

    Then literally in the same quote “Saying mean things is slander and I’ll sue you if you’re mean to me.”

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    trying to think of a worse combination of attributes than polish and ceo and i cannot

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      British CEO?

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        American CEO, easily the worst of all.

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      Did you hear about the Polish CEO who fucked over the little boy at the tennis match?

      He lost the lawsuit, and had to publicly shoot tennis balls out of his ass.

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    luigi-dance

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    I don’t know who he is, but fuck him. Fuck these stupid entitled worthless pieces of shit.

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