oldie but a goodie

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/apr/30/brazil-red-world-cup-jerseys “Our team’s shirt will never be red – and neither will our country!”

commenting to have link good writeup

when you notice the warhead is partnered like keffiyeh

free prisoner

Kyiv ready to sign US minerals deal within 24 hours, Ukrainian PM says https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2025/apr/30/germany-spd-coalition-friedrich-merz-ukraine-volodymyr-zelenskyy-russia-vladimir-putin-europe-live-news lol

idk is he eating the NATO sun or is it his breath weapon?

someone copy and paste the trump cloud image here, I’m paywalled

Will he ever stop?

Yo, I don’t know

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czrvx04e1e6o

Good vibes but only a fraction of

that’s cause most of us don’t have bras to keep out coke in

you know the playing card company that was founded 6 years after you died

EDIT: I am now realising there’s a comment in this thread making the same joke, AND a thread about it lol

no

Surley there’s some sort of predicative for it though? or are you saying next week anyone has as much chance of becoming algeric to peanuts as anyone else?

Im a couple of cones and more than a couple of beers deep so can someone explain why the following:

As many as one in 200 adults and one in 50 children have a nut allergy, charities say.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgpvzrjjdzo

isn’t implying a quarter of kids die from the allergy? better testing methods? that doesn’t make sense unless there’s a level of allergy that can skirt by unnoticed even when straight up eating a peanut right? Just bad writing?

from the sea to the other sea, the Moro Islands will be free

Techbros include mommies

Lol I never noticed how much the ‘style’ has changed since back then, guess it was gradually when I was reading them frequently

Been a while since he made one as funny as