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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • jade52@lemmy.ca
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    This is the most fun I’ve had online since the Coldplay Corporate Affair memes.

  • InFerNo@lemmy.ml
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    Double tap, but keep your finger pressed down on the second tap, then slide your finger up and down

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    You’re a genius, man.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      No I’m a wazzard

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    There’s no safety net and I broke my arm :(

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      Welcome to the 90s - you’re lucky you even have pads over the springs

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        That’s why you got those really bad bruises, especially when you brother decided to make it worse rather than help

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      Glass 30 year-old kids these days, smh

  • Stez@sh.itjust.works
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    Ok that was way more fun than it should have been thanks

  • GreatRam@lemmy.world
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    My phone zoomed in twice before zooming out :/

    • AnExerciseInFalling@programming.dev
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      You just bounced so high it took a little time to fall back down

    • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
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      Double jump unlocked

    • Broadfern@lemmy.world
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      Double bounce

      • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
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        No double bouncies!

        • Zoot@reddthat.com
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          I can’t believe he was racist!

    • frog@feddit.uk
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      This looks like it was built for Instagram so the double tap likes the post.

      • rumba@lemmy.zip
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        in Voyager, it goes between full screen and restore, so it’s like you’re bouncing

  • SlyLycan@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I’m so high and had way too much fun with this. Very novel lol.

  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    OP, if you came up with this you’re incredibly clever.

  • polite_cat@lemmy.world
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    I tapped at super high speed and nothing happened, just that my monitor is now broken

  • LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works
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    I did a flip

    • pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Be careful, you could get hurt that way.

  • Cthuwu@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    All fun and games until I try to do a backflip and break my leg on your property. I’m calling the internet police!

  • Makeshift@sh.itjust.works
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    I’d be very confused if I were on PC for this. Clever.

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    Oddly calming.

  • goodnighttothe_spoon@lemmy.today
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    I had way too much fun with this

  • psychOdelic@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Okay, Thai is funny

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