Thats the face of a man trying not to laugh, knowing theyre pulling it off.

Is the Xbox Ally X a different thing from a ROG Ally X? Is it the same thing as a ROG Xbox Ally X?

Fuck Microsoft for this naming convention convention bullshit.

Why doesnt shampoo taste like it smells though?

Basically everything else in the world does.

I’d love to be part of a trained workforce, but I cant get experience in a job because the recruiter needs 5+ years experience on the job.

I don’t think there’s any sort of cosmic balance, much as I wish there were. Generally though people being assholes will eventually be an asshole to the wrong person and that’ll sort of feel like karma.

So 100% of the ones you know have no problems leaving the house and functioning?

That doesnt sound like a very fair sample

I’d have thought they’d want him dead for all to see. See what happens when you touch an untouchable.

We’re cooking on the shoulders of giants.