i think its cute :3

can i use this as my phone wallpaper?

but not without wheels (i think)

my bike is broken

going to the gym by car would be ironic too

I used to be able to go 12, then I developed thirst, and I have to drink water every 20 minutes

“darueber diskutiere ich nicht mit dir”

dachte dafür wärst du da hä?

if swotzerland is cheaper, ur country is doing smth wrong (insert lol emoji)

dang!!! im sorry for you :(((

CHEAP??? THATS 60¢ for a donut (they are actually cheap, im not used to the Inflation)

im literally 15, youre acting like CDs are antique vor smth

sometimes when I buy water I drink it before paying for it. Its coomon in Germany but apparently illegal!!!

my ass swiped on the image

freak society

i was dort of faking it, but i couldnt stop until someone called emergency services, later that dream i lost consciousness because an Art Installation Fell on me though. Maybe i was about to die… he said blink once for yes and twice for no and I woke up lol.

i had a dream that someone bought cookies for 6€ and I literally had a heart attack

this is so AI generated, look at blue shorts hands, and the clock

looks like the new airbus

geht out

Das geht ja auch gerade wieder rum.