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eatham 🇭🇲@aussie.zone to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

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eatham 🇭🇲@aussie.zone to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
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    No, you are not. these people must’ve masturbated, hence they’re sinful.

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      Or they wore mixed fabric clothing, so they’re basically satan

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        Satin, you say?

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          Statins

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        Wait, so all this time I should have been going full denim?

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          Including your underpants. And socks.

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            And skin.

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        Santa

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      But you just created them. The whole of their lives they have been tied to that track the way a character is trapped in the holodeck. When have they had time to sin?

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        According to the 20 commandments that i just made up-

        drop one stone tablet

        10 commandments that i just made up, thou shall not question the decision of god, hereby you’re sinned.

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          Nice reference drop there.

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        Even Jesus said imagining adultery is the same as committing it. They can still think, ergo they are worthy of punishment

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          So… Christianity has thought crimes?

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            Property is theft in the same way that religion is sin

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            No. What he was saying is that everything you do starts off as a thought. So instead of policing your own actions, police your own thoughts and don’t entertain the bad ones when they enter your mind. Then when the opportunity presents itself - let’s say she indicates she’s up for a quickie behind the bike sheds, if you’ve already been fantasising about all the different scenarios you’re much more likely to take her up on it than if you haven’t. Therefore you should consider thinking about adultery as being just as bad as the act itself, even though it really isn’t.

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              so… thought crimes then?

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                Absolutely.

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        *Suddenly, you find yourself together with the people on the tracks.*

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          -embrace sweet death

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        They should just repent for existing, if they can’t even do that they’re basically just asking for the train

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      I sin multiple times per day but it’s ok because I always make sure to kill god first.

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      Aren’t they from birth sinful?

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      Imminent death and dismemberment is my kink

      the simulation we are all trapped in resets as they now need to include a provision that no weird af kinks screw up the test

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