Midnight Wolf

Though danger kitties being so cute and (theoretically) cuddlable seems like a bit of a detriment… I just want to hold the big tigers and lions and jaguars and ow please stop I just want to snuggle youuu

When you bring someone home and the dog starts growling:

“bro, wtf share next time”

0 contacts, 0 contacts, 8 contacts

mfw when any other platform has more of my contacts using it 😫 and that most are family members that use it just because I installed it on their phone 😭

Justice boner, my favorite

And someone spoke up, right?

…

Right…?

Profits. Dead people don’t pay.

This is a cellular plan though, so… what do you do when you are out of town…?

When did I say that every place was near an assembly line…? I said ‘not my problem’. It’s a company, they can figure it out.

And yes, yes I do. Again, not my problem. It’s almost like different locations can set different prices or something to compensate for variables. Amazing, what a concept!

Nope, but it also isn’t my problem. Roll it into the price of the car, like everything else, and it can be part of the price that you can discuss and haggle over. Coming to a 50k price just to see another 1k+ this and 1.5k that tacked on is absolute bullshit.

Dealers: charge bullshit fee

Mftr: “get rid of this bullshit fee by racking up miles right from the factory”

Customer: “this is such a phenomenal deal!”

“we planned for this edge case, and have programmed the vehicle to quickly leave the scene of any accident where a driver is not present. by accepting delivery (by purchasing a vehicle) you accept that all vehicles are sold as-is. tesla insurance customers get half-off repair claim deductibles for the first 7 days.”

Is this the part where I say “hello”, or…

Ehh, the process of canceling UO involves 1) being at least 48h before your next renewal, which is mentioned nowhere except the cancelation flow, and 2) contacting cs and going through retention bullshit. VS the sign-up process being two presses.

Don’t let ‘good’ be the enemy of ‘perfect’, or whatevet that saying is.

Oh, I’ve done this before. If you knock them out, you can take their access card and the key to the BMW.

Hello 🐺

Dying, for one. I always tell people, ‘just don’t die’, but nobody listens to me…

I found Dale Gri- I mean Rusty Shackleford

I mean, dying seems to do a lot of harm, we should work on that first

Then you just end up with communities without new content, because nobody posts, because no interaction happens, because nobody posts…

Why are you looking at me like that?