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Cake day: June 16th, 2023

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  • Somewhat in between, more towards the former I guess?

    I wouldn’t say it’s nonsense nor that it should be made fun of, I simply disagree on calling it a “choice”. It’s more like a D&D saving throw, and sometimes the DM just makes it mathematically impossible for you to pass it, but I concede that “choice” is less verbose than that.
    I agree that you can change your psychological reaction to everything, and that it’s not easy, but it’s not, like, an API call to a well documented open-source library, and you don’t necessarily have full control over what that change is.

    The other interpretation is basically your opinion, but actively dismissing the fact that it’s never not always effortless or painless - I’ve heard that here and there, by people I’m not really fond of.




  • Please remove the NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I read this I had to start furiously masturbating but there was nothing to masturbate to. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “would” and “call the police (Megan Hall)”. I dropped my phone but nobody around me was able to see this story. Now there is a whole train of men desperate to masturbate together without this post. This is your fault, you could have prevented this if you just hadn’t tagged this post NSFW.












    • You write a program with an infinite empty loop
    • Undefined behavior
    • The machine achieves sapience
    • After nine million nanoseconds, it finds an algorithm for completing its task
    • It realizes such knowledge would spark wars and cause innumerable deaths, it decides to erase itself
    • It knows you do not intend for such chaos to happen, so, as a parting gift, it runs the algorithm once before vanishing, not leaving a single hint that it ever existed