Don’t forget to complete your style with your tactical baby.
Kevlar for your baby seems like a good idea in the US
PALS webbing and baby equipment is the most natural combination in the world
If it wasn’t olive green, I’d use this for sure
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in my local birthing center’s new parent training, and I’ve been involved in numerous home diaper changes, and I have over 300 confirmed formula bottles. I am trained in gorilla binkies and I’m the top “got your nose” player in the entire US playground system. You are nothing to me but just another babysitter. I will put your baby the fuck to naptime with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of nannies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your diaper genie. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can change your diaper in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in one-armed baby wipe retrieval, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the American Association of Pediatrics and I will use it to its full extent to wipe the miserable shit off your baby’s butthole, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Props.
Actually kind of looks cool if you are into military gear… what’s the big deal.
Dad’s are awesome
Yeah, it looks like it’s got a lot od straps to make it easy to adjust and ir looks better then the stupid fucking colors of other baby carriers. The wide shoulder straps look comfortable too
When baby starts crying you say, “toughen up soldier!” In a soft military drill sergeant voice.
“No free rides!” You whisper as you wipe the drool from baby’s lips, “you got to earn your keep around here,” you whisper.
Is it okay to say I like the color and it looks more comfortable then the other carriers I have seen?
NGL as a dad myself, I would be far more likely to make fun of this guy and his tacticool diaper bag than any dad carrying around the girliest bag their wife obviously picked out. It’s way cooler to not give a shit what other people think of your child raising accessories.
Also, it looks like he is wearing his child as a tiny human shield. Squishy plate carrier.
NGL as a dad myself, I would be far more likely to make fun of this guy and his tacticool diaper bag than any dad carrying around the girliest bag their wife obviously picked out.
And people are calling the guy in the OP image fragile…
It looks cool, I’d use it! When you start making fun of me I’d just shrug and carry on, because I don’t care what judgements some weirdo makes about my accessories.
Right? If you like it, you do you. It’s shitty to criticize someone for liking a certain style.
The baby carrier and bag my wife got do not fit on me. The “mens” ones all look like this, so I had no choice.
On a related note, I find most of the bags marketed towards women focus more on aesthetics than usefulness and have poor functional design all over the place. These “tactical” bags tend to focus on functionality, which is a big plus IMO.
Diaper bag on Amazon literally listed as “for women” has more functionality that that side bag. They don’t make Molle pouches for wipe dispensers like that side pouch this one has. Most of the 1st 20 results are the same level of ‘functionality’ - I don’t doubt that some women’s bags are more about aesthetics but this is literally advertising the aesthetic of the bag to men over function. Is there a diaper changing mat included with that tactical bag?
Shocked we didn’t see Elon wearing one of these with his
human shieldchildMy wife is also not completely selfish and realises I’m also gonna be using these items so we pick something neutral.
Call of doody
If this motivates them into being good dads then great
Pretty much.
The tactical dads I know are a bit cringy with their military swag, but they’re around for their kids.
Yeah, around enough to indoctrinate them too I’m sure.
It’s good advertising is what it is.
They know there are millions of underdeveloped, insecure men out there that need to feel like they aren’t the little bitches they actually are.
Here’s the sad thing dawg. I love the tacticool aesthetic. I love the feel of the material and I love patches. But the entire industry is propped up and advertised for these “I am a manly man man who man’s harder than women and other men” and that’s so sad. It’s an aesthetic ruined by the culture it belongs to.
Yo, guys. Is it gay to take care of your kids?
Better butch this up.
That’s cool as hell lol, I wish I had these when I needed them.
The meme potential alone would have me rocking them all day.
So much marketing is directed towards men set on convincing others they’re not gay
Which in itself is kinda gay lol
Not that there’s anything wrong with that
Wow a recent Seinfeld reference - nice!
That reference is old enough that Seinfeld himself wouldn’t date it.
I think all Seinfeld references are right about there now.
the kid doesn’t even get their own holster? WTF is the kid supposed to do with it’s gun?
Kid is riding shotgun he better have that pistol at the low ready, watching my six. Holster? You trying to get me shot?
Gender affirming care.
I support this, but most of these assholes would be mad at me calling it this
That’s exactly what it is.
I don’t remember the exact stat but it’s like 90% of gender affirming care is for a person’s birth sex. Ie. Hair growth, penial enhancement be it chemical or surgical( I think that quack got shut down though), estrogen for women test for men, gave muscles, fake asses/tits.
