Trump, 79, admitted to Fox News on Tuesday that he feels he is “at the bottom of the totem pole” regarding his odds of making it to the promised land, leading many to ponder: Why is the president suddenly so hell-bent on making it to the pearly gates?
Trump took my job in April. Trump placed tariffs so the economy is crashing. Trump fired the lady that was reporting on new job creation. The metrics that track the chances of me getting a new job are falsified.
I hope he dies. I hope he dies alone and is scared in the end. I hope he dies before I become homeless. Damn him until the seas dry and the land ashens. Damn him until time itself shatters.
I hope he dies in terror while surrounded by brown and black people.
Personally I’ve been wishing for car fires that they can’t escape from and, if they’re in a Tesla, there might be a chance of that.
A Tesla crash, followed by an antibiotic-resistant flesh-eating bacterial infection.
Me less so. I feel like those people would be scapegoated.
Eh fair point.
He deserves to suffer horribly, helplessly seeing his situation deterioriate day by day, as his wealth and power is stipped from him.
Those last two lines are fire my friend. Good luck on the job search
Thanks, I need it.
I keep hoping the next Big Mac is the one that does him in.
The reality is that the next fascist republican will be worst (smarter and more evil). America is literally better off with Trump, the incompetent one.
Please die a horrible death, like so painful you’d reach for a knife to just end it yourself. Actually I want it so painful and long lasting that you can’t reach, just lie there and fade into pain.
Trump makes me wish hell existed.
I am going to need something a little stronger than Hell for he and his kind…
A malignant narcissist, rapist, molester, pedophile, repeat adulterer, pathological liar, who’s primary personality traits include gloating, overt cruelty and hatred getting into any version of heaven? Add in the estimated 1.5 million Americans who unnecessarily lost their lives due to Trump’s deliberate politicizing of a pandemic and I think he’s going to hell in a hand basket.
I wish he’d do it sooner
And the estimated 300K deaths from gutting US AID overnight.
There goes Pittsburgh too, not that it matters to the hacks that help put him in office.
Yet loads of Americans think he’s the next coming of Christ
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
A malignant narcissist, a rapist, a molester, a pedophile, a felon, a repeat adulterer and a pathological liar walk up to the pearly gates and Saint Peter says “Other way, Donald.”
Next up: Unsolicited call to the Pope to determine how much he’d need to donate to make it to heaven.
Papel Indulgence are a thing. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indulgence
Ohh yeah it is. Confession is also a hotline to low-key blackmail.
“Come on down to ‘Honest Epstein’s House of Confessions,’ where nobody will record your confessions for future blackmail purposes, we promise.🤞 Ask about our ‘Special Services’ for discreet wealthy men.”
Were a thing, and if Sky Daddy is real his mercy definitely isn’t for sale. He might double smite you for asking though.
Religion is 80% marketing, 20% helping the community. The Sky Cake is a lie, but it does get some good things done.
Unfortunately it does just as much harm, if not more.
80% harm, 20% good
Mobsters like Capone and Escobar always do lots of community outreach, so what? That 80% should be good works. Why don’t churches use their vast treasure to give free health care to the citizens? Or free college?
I’d say the same thing about the mafia, though 20% good might be a stretch.
Not enough smiting going on.
“…and, and, and, get this: I got Nobel Peace Prize coming in any minute now! It’s in the bag!”
“Hmm, that’s not what I hear.”
This is a level of self recognition beyond what I thought he was capable of. Perhaps it is terminal lucidity kicking in. I hope he is suffering.
I hope this man never has a moment of peace for the rest of his miserable life.
His niece says he’s miserable all the time.
I’m fairly comfortable that he isn’t ever able to find peace. What fleeting moments of satisfaction he finds are shoveled into the bottomless pit of his narcissism and forgotten in his sad, insatiable need for more.
Or after… if there is one.
Being a rapist pedo will do that, yeah. On top of all the other shit.
I’m not even a little bit concerned about his health. I guess that could be taken one of two different ways. I meant for the mean way.
I’m concerned that he has maintained his health for this long.
Oh, man, I’d feel so bad for him if he died screaming and terrified of going to Hell. 🥳
yeah as if he believes in anything but making money
That’s a strange way to spell “stealing”
Has Trump released those Epstein pedo files where is name is littered throughout yet?
#curious
They’re scrubba dub dubbing as we speak. They say they’re releasing them this friday.
Just checking Bolton has none ot the real ones at home first with an fbi raid, totally normal
It’ll come in a bundle with the infrastructure plan, the health care plan…
Hey wait a minute that’s what they said the last Friday!
“I just want to end it,” Trump said of the Russia-Ukraine war.
Never have I been so disappointed in the second half of a sentence
There was apparently a time when Trump knew how to put his tie at the correct level.
Also, Trump is in the Epstein Files.
Getting a tie tied correctly with tiny hands is difficult.
Is that a suit jacket with denim pants and denim shirt? He must have been high as balls when he got dressed.
He is afraid of dying because he well knows there is a special place in hell for him. Right next to Reagan and Thatcher.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
Reagan and Haig
Mr. Begin and friend
Mrs. Thatcher
And Paisley “Hello Maggie!”
Mr. Brezhnev and party “Scusi dov’è il bar?”
The ghost of McCarthy
And the memories of Nixon
And now, adding colour “Who’s the bald chap?”
A group of anonymous Latin-American meat packing glitterati
There’s no way we’re gonna be so lucky. Plus, JD in the WH? Yikes.
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