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🙈 🙉 🙊@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Lemmy right now

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Lemmy right now

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🙈 🙉 🙊@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • PhotoshopHandsome@vlemmy.net
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    Methamphetabeans

    • Llamajockey@lemmy.ml
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      You jest in the middle of a beanpocalypse?!

    • Llamajockey@lemmy.ml
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      You jest in the middle of a beanpocalypse?!

    • Llamajockey@lemmy.ml
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      You jest in the middle of a beanpocalypse?!

  • BornVolcano@lemmy.world
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    Image Transcription:


    [A person is shown holding a regular tip syringe attached to a blue 22G IV cannula against their forearm at a steep angle. The syringe plunger is drawn fully back, and the barrel of the syringe is filled with a mixture that appears to be baked beans. The cannula is not attached to a catheter or needle. The person has their finger against the tip of the plunger, as if preparing to press down]


    ^I’m a human volunteer transcribing posts in a format compatible with screen readers, for blind and visually impaired users!^

  • craftyindividual@lemm.ee
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    In Heinz sight, injecting beans was a dangerous idea ;)

    • BornVolcano@lemmy.world
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      I fucking hate you take the upvote

  • aluminium@lemmy.world
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    Inhale the beans,

    Exhale the beans,

    Inject the beans into my bloodstream,

    There are good beans,

    And there are bad beans

    Why has god abandoned us?

    • 🙈 🙉 🙊@lemmy.worldOP
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      Too much blood in my beanstream

      • BornVolcano@lemmy.world
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        You just made my night with that

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      For whatever reason, the beans memes are when I was able to say “Lemmy is home now🥰”

    • BornVolcano@lemmy.world
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      - Socrates, 398 BC

      • maxxxxpower@lemmy.ca
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        -Michael Scott

  • JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk
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    Are you injecting or drawing?

    • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
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      Yes

    • BornVolcano@lemmy.world
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      Injecting. They have one finger on the plunger, not two, so they can’t be drawing (also a risky backwards way to draw)

  • Flaky@iusearchlinux.fyi
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    who in here getting baked

  • CyberBoy@sh.itjust.works
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    deleted by creator

    • BornVolcano@lemmy.world
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      If you or your loved one have ever injected beans into your bloodstream and died of bean overdose you may be entitled to financial compensation

  • BornVolcano@lemmy.world
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    Eh, it’s going through life phases. Let it happen.

  • Snow-Foxx@lemmy.world
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    Careful bro, you’re dangerously close to an overdose

  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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    How many millibeans is in that?

  • Aninjanameddaryll@outpost.zeuslink.net
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    Whoa, whoa, we can’t have effortposting like this, you’ll screw the grading curve for the rest of us

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