I have often said my biggest hope is Trump dies on live television but before he dies he shits his pants.

Obviously it would be preferable if this happens well before he possibly gets reelected president.

Yeah and one for a friend too?

I tried to lick my own boots but I fell off the couch.

This guy pizzas

For whatever reason, the beans memes are when I was able to say “Lemmy is home now🥰”