I never noticed that Ron DeSantis is short until footage emerged of his weird shoes and the even-weirder gait he has wearing them. The shoes look like medieval poulaines and his gait resembles that…
Damn if that doesn’t spark more than a few memories. I’d measure a dude and he’d insist on a size 12 safety toe when he measures 8.5 at best so his toe was behind the protective device… genius.
They look like cowboy boots to me. Which usually have a pretty good sized heel on them. The ones I’ve had tend to curl up some although his may be poorly maintained too.
Why are the toes so curled up?
Nothing in them and leather has a memory.
Size 14 lifted shoes on a size 8 foot. I used to sell shoes and I’d see it all the time from red cap customers
Symptoms include driving a dually crew cab to the office and thinking you will never need health insurance.
Damn if that doesn’t spark more than a few memories. I’d measure a dude and he’d insist on a size 12 safety toe when he measures 8.5 at best so his toe was behind the protective device… genius.
Maybe he’s an elf.
They look like cowboy boots to me. Which usually have a pretty good sized heel on them. The ones I’ve had tend to curl up some although his may be poorly maintained too.
https://cowboyhardware.com/cdn/shop/articles/how-not-to-wear-cowboy-boots-7-western-fashion-mistakes_1618x1079.jpg
Also, fuck that psychopathic fascist.
Yeah you can see the outline on his pants. But still this is unusually curled, like his toes don’t reach that far.
That’s because he has hooves (along with horns and a forked tail)