Rosie O’Donnell fired right back at Donald Trump after he threatened to revoke her U.S. citizenship in a post on Truth Social on Saturday morning.
The comedian and former talk show host, a longtime critic of the president, was — like Trump — born in New York to one American-born parent and one immigrant parent.
In a blistering response to his threat, she called him “King Joffrey with a tangerine spray tan,” a reference to a much-hated, sadistic, authoritarian character from Game of Thrones.
This prompted me to think “What is my most vile thought?”
And I guess it’s sexual fetishes. But even with that, even though I’m doing horribly mean things to/with women, and putting them through absolute punishment, I’m still getting consent first.
That being said, why is it so hard to ask to find a woman who will let me tie them to my bed naked, put a ginger root in their mouth, and tell them if they drop it, I’ll carve it into a dildo, shove in their ass, and spank them? Then to make sure that happens, I tickle their feet.
See? Totally vile, and evil, and sadistic…but they have a safeword and give consent first! I’m not a monster.
I’ve never even contemplated the existence of a ginger dildo until this moment.
Basically, when you spank someone the natural instinct is to tense up. By tensing up you make the spank less impactful and hurt less.
By putting the ginger root in her ass, it burns from inside. By tensing up, she makes it burn much more. By staying relaxed it burns less.
So it puts her in a situation where if she tenses, it burns. If she stays relaxed the spanks hurt much more.
It’s called “figging”.
Jesus Christ, username definitely checks out.
OK?
TIL that my kinks need…honing? Attenuation?
Maybe I’m just not trying hard enough.
I realized long ago that I’m really tame in bed, and I accepted it 🤣
Careful, South Dakota can put you in prison for that now.
It’s been a minute since I’ve been back there, so what did I miss?