Whenever a non-stranger asks how I’m doing my go to reply is “Eh. I’m about as miserable as I usually am.” other than that, I have a bad habit of ending sentences with “eh?” or “ya know?” when speaking

“What in the bomb crustable fuck?” or “Heaven’s Hell!”

I started saying ‘Passiert den besten’ (‘happens to the best of us’) as a joke when a friend would mention a minor inconvenience or fuckup. It turned from joke to an automatic reply

At the end of the day, it gets dark.

I think it’s mostly that I use “good morning” as a greeting regardless of time of day

When asked where I’m going, “straight to hell if I don’t change my ways”.

eat shit

Lately I say “what the fuck” a lot of

“I’m bouta split” is one i once said at a pub with my friends out of the blue. They found it hilarious and so i still say it occasionally when it feels right. Sometimes they steal it from me too.

I have quite a few Noodleisms I use on a regular basis. “Not with that attitude” is often a fun one, but I’m quite partial to “… but I’m not a botanist” when I’m sharing an amateurish opinion on something that is in no way related to plants.

What fresh hell is this?

I use this whenever my supervisor tells me she has news for me.

I did in elementary school. “To the max!”

I have a few. One is “That’s what I always tell them”, sometimes followed by “but they don’t listen” usually when being insulted or critiqued. I’m also a big fan of saying “why not?” when someone asks me “why?”. The other doesn’t translate to English very well. I guess “huzzah!” or “commendations!” are close, but they don’t capture the tone and how obscure the original is.

I jokingly say “who did/was that?” when it was obviously me. For example: After a fart that I announced before.

“Holy smokes!” – in response to something not that interesting occurring