Also, cilantro is a plant… But I guess there’s some lime juice sprinkled here and there. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

I’m doing it because I want to, not because you told me to >:(

Been watching primitive technology huh?

Yuup! Definitely

Mommy fuck and her fucklings go fucking around

Except my uncle, I guess he was pranking himself but it came out wrong ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

How did you setup your emai?

I got three so far. Bought my first one as motivational commitment for a project, then came the second… And the third… And it’d be cool if I had a fourth one…

Actually, gimme a couple minutes

Not a scientist, completely speaking out of my ass; but maybe we did evolve to fight those bacteria a long time ago, and ever since we cook food, the bacteria has evolved past our evolvedness or something, idk good question

Damn right, all children look the same anyways, and I’m not being child-phobic, I even have child friends myself, and I treat them as if they were people.

I’m a proud thai boy from toronto 🇨🇦

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While stoned af, we were doing kinda foreplay, and when we were hot and all we couldn’t find the condom. We started looking for it between the sheets and had to turn on the lights. When we found it again we started with foreplay to get back in mood, only to once again lose the condom. This happened like three times total and by the end we were laughing at our incompetence so hard we just cuddled together and fell asleep. We found the condom the following day

You’d have a blast reading Dwarf Fortress’ Change-Log

I wish it were so easy. I’ll be going there later this year because family. Ugh

How about claiming web4?

You mean kernel bottles?

I’m waiting for that word to become so popular it also gets censored, it’d be hilarious

I’ve been so deep into fediverse stuff that I forgot about that. I feel blessed

Then she’d be friendlier right?