• yeah, but then the would make the worst movie in the world about it where Jim from the Office and Chris Pratt play loveable and goody but completely shredded and hairless rescue operators that give their lives to protect the valiant USS Ronald MacDonald from the barbarous and faceless throngs of the enemy, and their cheap tactics.

    Mel Gibson, Admiral Bart “Beef” Falcon

    Office Jim, Seaman Bryce “Chicken Nuggets” Treehouse

    Chris Pratt, Ensign Chad “Pork Ribs” Taublersson