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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 天前

They are so dumb they want to piss everyone off for a lousy 15 minutes

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They are so dumb they want to piss everyone off for a lousy 15 minutes

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 天前
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  • Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca
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    Well coincidentally I’ll need to take a 15 minute shit around the time when my 15 minute break used to be.

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      the boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.
      that’s why I shit on company time

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        It’s not company time if it’s unpaid.

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    https://www.ufcw.org/start-a-union/

    Just bringing it up might get the breaks back. But fighting for better working conditions is always the right choice

    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Reclaim your workplace from the owners!

  • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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    unions are important

  • Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Better check your state laws. Paid breaks plus unpaid lunch are legally required depending on the state

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    Krispy Kreme Krew… that explains a lot.

  • Crozekiel@lemmy.zip
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    Honestly, never trust a company replacing C’s with K’s, especially if it contains alliteration. They will shy away from adding the 3rd K too publicly, but they know what it means.

    • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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      hey hey

    • markovs_gun@lemmy.world
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      Krispy Kreme actually got in trouble for this once, because a UK based location went rogue and implemented a rewards program called the “Krispy Kreme Klub”.

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    Boycott Krispy Kreme, get healthy.

    • AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today
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      The donut shops around me are so much better anyway, so even if you don’t want to get healthy, there’s probably better options.

      • kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Dedicated doughnut places are insanely expensive here, but Kroger of all places has some quite good cake doughnuts. Their yeast ones suck, though.

  • Allemaniac@lemmy.world
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    in Germany it is required by law that you have a 30 minute break if you work for 6 or more hours, and that is federal minimum. Turbo-capitalism ruins a society

    • ms.lane@lemmy.world
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      South Australia it depends on the Award (like a default contract for a particular kind of work, it sets minimum conditions)

      But at a bare minimum, if you’re working at a shift of 4 hours or more, you’re required to be given a 15 minute paid tea break.

      If you’re working 5 hours or more, Add a 30 minute unpaid lunch/dinner break.(*minimum, 1 hour max if scheduled - max as otherwise it’s really just split shifts)

    • jcs@lemmy.world
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      The breaks worked similarly when I worked hourly shifts in the US:

      • <= 6 hrs: 1x 15m paid break
      • > 6 hrs: 1x 30m unpaid lunch, 2x 15m paid breaks

      It was most common to be scheduled for 6 hr shifts so the company could avoid paying for the extra break.

    • BarbudoGrande@lemmy.world
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      This is similar in California. Tho to clarify, this is a 30 minute break that is unpaid.

    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      ruins a society

      Good thing we don’t have one of those.

    • Pacattack57@lemmy.world
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      Is that not what’s happening here? 5 or more hours you get a 30 minute break

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    I get two 10 min breaks in a 10 hr shift

    Fuck America.

    • markovs_gun@lemmy.world
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      I think this is actually illegal in most states

      https://www.dol.gov/agencies/whd/state/meal-breaks

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        Legal in my fucking bullshit state. Fucking fuck fuck fuck America.

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        Only illegal if anyone will actually do anything to protect the workers. Otherwise it’s just lip service

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      When your only option is getting fucked over, and you need to play it safe, destroy them one inch at a time.

      Be asymmetrical. Be guerilla. Every single day.

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        Sleep in the cooler. After you huff all the nitrous from the whip cream.

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          Clean the toilets with bread flour

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    I think its time to kwit.

  • Rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    wE cAN’t FiNd GOod HeLp!

  • SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world
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    Unionize every workplace

  • Diddlydee@feddit.uk
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    ‘effectively immediately’. Fuckers can’t even use correct words.

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      When does it go into effect?

      “Pretty much right now, basically?”

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    I assume they mean an unpaid 30 minute break but if they live on technicalities you can too

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    First eye roll was at ‘Krew’

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      What’s the problem with the Krispy Kreme Krew?

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        “you see the uniforms are needed to keep everything klean, the pointy hat makes splashes run off rather than collect on the top!”

      • randombullet@programming.dev
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        That’s too long. We should change it to… wait…

      • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Krunk Korporate Krispy Kreme Krew

        • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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          now that’s just a typical brazilian laugh on the net

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