We live in the dumbest times.
The good news is that the shutdown in Chinese container shipping will give them plenty of time to grind through Duolingo
Tramp: You must have good English!
99.99999999% of Tramp voters: ineligible to work as truck drivers
So let me see if I got this correct here now…
The immigrants are taking our jobs.
Get rid of illegal immigrants and people assumed to be illegal immigrants.
Lose field workers.
Get rid of non English speakers
Lose transport and logistics team.
???
Profit!..??
I think the next part is that citizens would take those jobs instead of the immigrants, but we won’t work for those wages and the companies are just fine not hiring more people. So, it’s really a lose-lose thing.
Who would have guess that my English degree will be a prerequisite to become a truck driver.
They’ll have you writing poems to be a ditch digger.
*guessed
Hahaha touché
touché
No, that’s French.
If there’s one thing I know about English majors, it’s that they enjoy all words jokes.
The secret ingredient is racism
I had business with a guy from Texas once. Definitely not an immigrant, but nth generation American. I am not sure if what he spoke would qualify as “English” even in the remotest sense. I had to resort to get his words in writing in order to understand them.