Not if they’re autistic.

Kinda hard to disappear someone who has been prominently in the news.

“Hold my beer.”

That guy getting disappeared.

If there’s one thing I know about English majors, it’s that they enjoy all words jokes.

*guessed

If only they were cardinals, huh?

Make that percentage number get smaller?

Yeah diesels are always going to be first choice, but in the US at least, there’s just not very many of them that aren’t semi trucks.

Man I miss that show, sorry I didn’t get the reference. It got killed off right in the middle of “shit’s about to go down,” and I will never forgive whoever made that decision.

That’s … what I said?

Oh yes, and an old diesel with mechanical injection will be best.

Bigger problem is going to be old fuel. Gasoline degrades over time and becomes less combustible. It also gets gummy in small passages like fuel injectors, especially with ethanol. Wiring insulation gets hard and breaks, wires corrode. Animals intrude and eat wires. Brake and fuel lines rust through, brake hoses swell shut from the inside.

You want a carbureted small block Chevy or Ford. It might still be effort to make it run, but it’ll be far more likely to scrounge up the very generic spare parts and supplies needed.

It’s thyme.

Do they not realize that by the time the gas chambers are on our soil it’ll be too late?

“Not all Americans.” Not yet enough Americans, of course, but there are dozens of us. DOZENS!

The feeling when you’re too American to recognize Chinese

Oh my god this is brilliant. When I got to that line, my first thought was “Which language is that?” And then I read the very next line.

We are all poop drones on this glorious day.

Carousel!

I’ve put a bit of thought to this over the years, and I have come to the conclusion that “might makes right” is always going to underpin any society. The people with the resources have the power, and by extension, get to make the decisions. The path to change, if people without resources want something different from those with resources, depends on a transfer of (at least some of) those resources from the haves to the have nots.

That only happens via force, or the threat of force.

He literally said he was not trolling.

Speaking on behalf of all ogres, we fully support Mr. Meyers.